Fantasy Literature Gifts

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

Princess and Frog at the Vets.

'Now to utter the magic words that will turn me into a bat!...Still needs a little work!'

"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."

Alice in Wonderland - Advice from a Caterpillar.

Beware of the Dragon

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Never drink on an empty stomach. Have some cake."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Sleeping Beauty

'Looking back, I wish we hadn't removed that built-in wardrobe...'

Man in Hell, 'Well, I gotta tell ya, layers is NOT the answer.'

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Stylist.

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'I think I've made a breakthrough concerning the structure of matter.'

Knight Vision

'You'll find that I belong to an extremely small demographic group.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack.

'...Ear of bat, leg of toad, hair of dog, horn of goat...I always wondered what went into kebab meat...'

What to bring to a witch hunt

"I keep reading 'Lord of the Rings' over and over again...!"

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

"Wake up – you're Tolkien in your sleep again."

Every App tells a story.

Newt's Other Stats

Pass the SPF 20,000

Cheshire Cat

"What about the islands or the mountains, Peter? I'm just a little nervous about getting married in a place called 'Never Never Land.'"

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

"Can't you just say 'bippity boppity boo' and make all these messy divorce negotiations turn into pumpkins or something?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Through the Looking Glass - The Messenger and the King.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.