Fantasy Novels Gifts

'He's got his head stuck in a book.'

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

The Beard in the Stone

"C'mon, you said you wanted to spice it up."

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Hansel meets his biological mother.

Cannibal in wonderland.

'Wake up, Harold - you're Tolkien in your sleep.'

"So...maybe I'll give you a ring...sometime?"

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

George R. R. Martin

Sir Terry Pratchett

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The Fourth Little Pig

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Alien David statue

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The tooth fairy.

"You left this on our ship."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.