Fantasy Genre Gifts

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Seagiraffes

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Alien David statue

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"You left this on our ship."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The tooth fairy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Toadstools