Futuristic Fantasy Gifts

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Alien David statue

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Toadstools

"You left this on our ship."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The tooth fairy.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."