Futuristic Fiction Fan Gifts

"While you're at it, you're fired in the future, too!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Hair Crop Circle

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Why bother?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The star hunters

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Best before 65 million BC.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

A day at the transgenic races

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."