Speculative Fiction Fan Gifts

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Meet the author"

'Einsteiners.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Hair Crop Circle

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

J. R. R. Tolkien

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Best before 65 million BC.

A day at the transgenic races

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The star hunters

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I thought you wanted me to change."