Speculation Fan Gifts

Energy speculation.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"So, how's your other half?"

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Department of Pure Speculation.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

International Speculators

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Yes, fifty to one is a great return on your money, but the muddy track makes it a risky investment.'

Social median

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

Your karma will catch up with you!

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

Doug Henning.

Fakir's dog sleeping on a bed of nails.

"You have a strong interest in sports."