Speculation Fan Gifts

Energy speculation.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"So, how's your other half?"

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

Department of Pure Speculation.

International Speculators

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Yes, fifty to one is a great return on your money, but the muddy track makes it a risky investment.'

Social median

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

Your karma will catch up with you!

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

Fakir's dog sleeping on a bed of nails.

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"You have a strong interest in sports."