Speculation Enthusiast Gifts

Department of Pure Speculation.

A foolish and a betting man.

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

Rats leave a launching ship.

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The end is near.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

International Speculators

Stock Market Adventure

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

'Yes, fifty to one is a great return on your money, but the muddy track makes it a risky investment.'