Suspicion Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't trust my stockbroker. He's married a travel agent."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'