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Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Meet the author"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

The star hunters

"It's the dawn of a new era"

A day at the transgenic races

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."