Cult Fiction Fan Gifts

"Until you start included the dress code in the emails, this is going to keep happening."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Hair Crop Circle

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dating an English Major

"Walt Disney on ice."

A day at the transgenic races

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The star hunters

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Best before 65 million BC.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.