Cult Film Fan Gifts

World Global Cult.

No one bleats about fleece club!

'Nah, let's get 'Slasher III' - these old films tend to have a disgusting amount of smoking.'

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

John Waters

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

Nosferatu-D2

"All I got was a cake and a card."

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Billie Piper.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

Man Smoking

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Welcome to the British Museum...

Snakes on a Plain.

Cult films!

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

Cow Kong.

Medieval Tron

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

"I wish I had that kind of energy."

Sid & Nancy & Scott

Monster Attack

2001: A Space Holiday