Cult Film Enthusiast Gifts

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

John Waters

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

Man Smoking

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

Nosferatu-D2

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

Snakes on a Plain.

No one bleats about fleece club!

"I wish I had that kind of energy."

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

Cult films!

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

Medieval Tron

Cow Kong.

A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.

World Global Cult.

Monster Attack

2001: A Space Holiday

Sid & Nancy & Scott

"The tests confirmed my suspicions, Mr. White. In the past few months, you've developed a small but apparently harmless cult following."

'Some sort of religious ritual, Anderson! They seem to be worshiping it!'

Lemming Cults.