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"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

"All I got was a cake and a card."

Nosferatu-D2

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Snakes on a Plain.

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

No one bleats about fleece club!

Cow Kong.

A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.

Cult films!

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

"I wish I had that kind of energy."

World Global Cult.

Monster Attack

Sid & Nancy & Scott

2001: A Space Holiday

"The tests confirmed my suspicions, Mr. White. In the past few months, you've developed a small but apparently harmless cult following."

'Some sort of religious ritual, Anderson! They seem to be worshiping it!'

Lemming Cults.

'Nah, let's get 'Slasher III' - these old films tend to have a disgusting amount of smoking.'