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The Cult Director

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

John Waters

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

Man Smoking

Nosferatu-D2

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Snakes on a Plain.

Cult films!

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

Medieval Tron

Cow Kong.

No one bleats about fleece club!

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

"I wish I had that kind of energy."

World Global Cult.

"The tests confirmed my suspicions, Mr. White. In the past few months, you've developed a small but apparently harmless cult following."

Monster Attack

Sid & Nancy & Scott