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The Cult Director

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

Nosferatu-D2

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

Snakes on a Plain.

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

No one bleats about fleece club!

"I wish I had that kind of energy."

A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

Cult films!

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

Cow Kong.

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

World Global Cult.

Monster Attack

Sid & Nancy & Scott

2001: A Space Holiday

"The tests confirmed my suspicions, Mr. White. In the past few months, you've developed a small but apparently harmless cult following."