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"I wish I had that kind of energy."

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

"All I got was a cake and a card."

When all else fails, Bell-a-Lugosi

Nosferatu-D2

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

'Wrong building you big ape.'

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

"You know when I could have used an extra set of hands? When I was doing the yard work."

Snakes on a Plain.

No one bleats about fleece club!

Cult films!