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"I wish I had that kind of energy."

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Laurel and Hardy

Richard Burton

John Waters

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

Humphrey Bogart.

Billie Piper.

When all else fails, Bell-a-Lugosi

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"All I got was a cake and a card."

Man Smoking

Clint Eastwood

Nosferatu-D2

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"You know when I could have used an extra set of hands? When I was doing the yard work."

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

"I suggest weaning yourself off climbing the Empire State Building. Start with the Chrysler Building, then try the Bloomerg Tower. . ."

'Wrong building you big ape.'

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

Snakes on a Plain.