Cult Movie Fanatic Gifts

"I was going to let you choose between a red or blue pull, but I think the dog ate the blue pill."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

John Waters

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

Billie Piper.

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Nosferatu-D2

Man Smoking

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

Snakes on a Plain.

No one bleats about fleece club!

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

Medieval Tron

Cow Kong.

A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.

Cult films!

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

"I wish I had that kind of energy."

World Global Cult.

'Some sort of religious ritual, Anderson! They seem to be worshiping it!'

Sid & Nancy & Scott