Vintage Fiction Fan Gifts

Miggs in the sanctity of her chamber

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Moulin Rouge Security

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Gulliver's other travels.

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

"Call me Ishmael."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

Moby Dick.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Rudyard Kipling.

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Louisa May Alcott

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

Keri Hulme

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

"Now do you believe me?"

Moby the Private Dick.

Book Shop.

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

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