Vintage Book Fan Gifts

Second screening, the early days.

'Colin, how quaint! A book!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Steve McQueen

Best before 65 million BC.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Adult Barbershop

David Niven caricature

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Dandy

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Rudyard Kipling.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Victorian Secret

'Dauber Micawber'

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Masked Ball

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

Man reading a tablet in library.

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Kenneth Williams