Vintage Art Fan Gifts

Carbine Practice

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Guarding the Gates to a Mansion

Colonel Bull and the Yankee 'Coon - The Struggle in America

A gentleman inquiring as to the owner of some pigs

A prisoners waiting room adjoining a police court

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Pharaoh Cocoon

A Quiet Rebuke.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Early accounting scandals.

Adult Barbershop

The Dandy

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Habanero ..."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

The drinker.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Munch Master.

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'