Vintage Storytelling Fan Gifts

Jack and Jill

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Best before 65 million BC.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Adult Barbershop

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

God's Double Whammy.

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Bertolt Brecht

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Elvis' autopsy

"Long story short, the video of me losing the sheep went viral on ewe-tube...and here I am!"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

Masked Admirer