Vintage Fiction Fan Mugs

Miggs in the sanctity of her chamber

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Moulin Rouge Security

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Gulliver's other travels.

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

"Call me Ishmael."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Moby Dick.

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

Rudyard Kipling.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

"Now do you believe me?"

Book Shop.

Keri Hulme

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

Louisa May Alcott

Moby the Private Dick.

Other Fiction

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason