Vintage Romance Fan Mugs

"Do you care for the soldier type?"

Masked Admirer

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Moulin Rouge Security

The Gladiator.

The Dandy

Peter Lorre caricature

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Jack and Jill

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

'I need your honest opinion...does my butt look big enough in this?'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Purple dress

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

'I wandered lonely...er..on my own for a bit..'

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

the romance novel

"These must be some other kind of patriotic work she can do."

Richard Strauss

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

Railway porter and passenger.

Amish Movie Producers: "I'm greenlighting two new projects: Snakes on a Buggy and Barn Raisers of the Caribbean!"