Cult Fiction Fan Pillows

"Until you start included the dress code in the emails, this is going to keep happening."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Hair Crop Circle

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

A day at the transgenic races

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Dating an English Major

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The star hunters

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Best before 65 million BC.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"They look like pickles."