Creative Fiction Fan Gifts

'A real Alpha-Female hey? Me, I am more of a D-minus male...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Moby Dick

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Hansel and Gretal

Addicted to reading

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"