Creative Writing Fan Gifts

"His prose is so muscular."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Art Student.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

The Map of the human brain

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Edgar Allen Poe

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Do me next."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Introducing...Anagraman.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.