Creative Non-fiction Fan Gifts

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Addicted to reading

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Thomas Keneally

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Heaven

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

The book that will not be denied!

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"His prose is so muscular."

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."