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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Addicted to reading

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Thomas Keneally

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Heaven

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

The book that will not be denied!

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"His prose is so muscular."

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

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