Creative Fiction Fan Mugs

'A real Alpha-Female hey? Me, I am more of a D-minus male...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

J. R. R. Tolkien

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Addicted to reading

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Hansel and Gretal

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"