Cyber Fiction Fan Mugs

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Hair Crop Circle

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Walt Disney on ice."

A day at the transgenic races

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The star hunters

Super Heroes.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Best before 65 million BC.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.