Cyber Fiction Fan T-Shirts

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Hair Crop Circle

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Super Heroes.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

The star hunters

Best before 65 million BC.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

A day at the transgenic races

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."