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"His prose is so muscular."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Art Student.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Map of the human brain

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Edgar Allen Poe

"Do me next."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Edison: The Early Years,

"Well, we needed the rain."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Introducing...Anagraman.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Super Heroes.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'