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"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Eleanor Catton

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Art Student.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Map of the human brain

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Edgar Allen Poe

"Do me next."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Edison: The Early Years,

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Super Heroes.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"I'm the bad guy..."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.