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'It was a last-minute change, but a good one.'

"Young Robert Frost"

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

'I find your whole story difficult to swallow,' Literary Agent.

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Here's my 'What I did over the weekend' report. However, there were a few seconds I couldn't account for.'

"Thanks for the 'Doctor's excuse' but I like to write my own material."

'I'm trying to liven up my entries. What's another word for 'slept?''

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

'How I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

"You have word-ill."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Meet The Author"

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

'I can't stand the first page...so black and white!'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

How a poet works

'My collected stories.'

Colin's insistence on staying in character when he wrote his animal stories proved disasterous when it came to new relationships.

'Hey, you didn't tell me whether or not you liked my manuscript.'

'Your resume has bestseller potential.'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"Let's face it: we writers are a pretty creepy lot."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Virginia Woolf

"The commandments are publishable, but they need to be shorter. I'd lose everything after 10."

Spilled Ink

'Shakespeares's first draft of Romeo and Juliet'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Syrian, no, Iranian secret agents ate my homework.'

"I know I'm suppose to inspire you...But can you take some constructive criticism?"

"I've run out of invisible ink..."