Creative Writer Pillows

'It was a last-minute change, but a good one.'

"Young Robert Frost"

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

'I find your whole story difficult to swallow,' Literary Agent.

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'I'm trying to liven up my entries. What's another word for 'slept?''

'Here's my 'What I did over the weekend' report. However, there were a few seconds I couldn't account for.'

"Thanks for the 'Doctor's excuse' but I like to write my own material."

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

'How I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'My collected stories.'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

How a poet works

Colin's insistence on staying in character when he wrote his animal stories proved disasterous when it came to new relationships.

'Hey, you didn't tell me whether or not you liked my manuscript.'

'Your resume has bestseller potential.'

'I can't stand the first page...so black and white!'

"You have word-ill."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Meet The Author"

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

"I know I'm suppose to inspire you...But can you take some constructive criticism?"

'Syrian, no, Iranian secret agents ate my homework.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Shakespeares's first draft of Romeo and Juliet'

Spilled Ink

"The commandments are publishable, but they need to be shorter. I'd lose everything after 10."

'It's as I feared: you have got a novel in you.'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Meet the pop-up author.

"Let's face it: we writers are a pretty creepy lot."