Creative Copywriter Pillows

Extreme Intimacy.

'I say we ignore them, sir. They look like redundant copywriters.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Art Student.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The Map of the human brain

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Edgar Allen Poe

"Do me next."

Punctuation Police

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Someone who knows apostrophes

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Edison: The Early Years,

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."