Advertising Copywriter Pillows

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

"How are you doing with that advertising copywriter?"

There's no present like the time.

VALENTINES: Stuck Like Glue

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Meet The Author"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Edgar Allen Poe

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

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Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

Create some buzz!

If nobody had invented graphics

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Important Food Groups

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

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