Advertising Copywriter Pillows

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

"How are you doing with that advertising copywriter?"

There's no present like the time.

VALENTINES: Stuck Like Glue

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Meet The Author"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Edgar Allen Poe

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

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Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

Create some buzz!

If nobody had invented graphics

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Important Food Groups

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Direct Marketing...

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof