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Man reading in lamp

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Don Quixote

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Author does not do tricks."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"