Creative Writer Admirer Gifts

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Kultural K9's.

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Dip Pen

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

"The narrative seems contrived."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"His prose is so muscular."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Peter Gabriel

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Johannes Brahms

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Forrest Gander

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.'

Romeo goes to the Chemists

Dip Pen and Grindstone

John Updike.

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking