Creative Writer Admirer Gifts

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Kultural K9's.

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Dip Pen

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

"The narrative seems contrived."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"His prose is so muscular."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Johannes Brahms

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Forrest Gander

Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.'

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

Dip Pen and Grindstone

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

Flying Pen

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Romeo goes to the Chemists