Songwriting Admirer Gifts

Leonard Cohen

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Out damn Spot

You are my sunshine!

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

A pretention of playwrights

Kultural K9's.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Nick Cave

The Raven in Flight

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

A.M Gorky

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Bette Midler

Lord Byron

Mexican Serenade.

Gavrila Derzhavin

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Art Garfunkel.

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Rudyard Kipling

Bob Dylan

Fyodor Sologub

Old songs made new

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

Johannes Brahms

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."