Fantasy Fiction Gifts

'You'll be happy to know I'll be moving out of your closet as soon as there's a vacancy under your bed.'

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Frank and Ernest's Revised Fairy Tales. I'd advise against the glass slippers, Cinderella --- I've seen the prince dance.

"Jeremiah was a bullfrog."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Red King Sleeps.

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Alien David statue

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."