Fantasy Stories Gifts

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"First you'll have to sign a prenup."

'The health plan will cover you and up to three dwarves.'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

'Someone downloaded a virus only my computer, too!'

Eight dwarves become seven. Heart Attacky's just collapsed.

'Some sort of theme restaurant, I presume.'

"There's wicked, and then there's just plain mean."

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

Not tonight I'm washing my hair.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I'm afraid your homeowner's policy doesn't cover your house being blown down."

'You're definitely putting on weight.'

But I thought you two were living happily ever after!"

'It's been taken care of.'

Dentist next door to the witch in the gingerbread house

Not Rapunzel.

...It's always been three wishes.

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

'It all goes back to something that happened when you were a frog.'

'I have scarcely closed my eyes, sire! Heaven know what's in this bed!'

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

The Unfair Maiden

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"It turns back into a frisbee at midnight."

The frog I have kissed was an enchanted tax collector. Please help!

"Doesn't this look like a better way to choose our politicians."

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'It actually fit about half the girls in the kingdom; you're just the hottest.'