Fantasy Stories Gifts

Three Little Pigs,Easter Bunny, Father Christmas, Humpty Dumpty, a Leprechaun, The Tooth Fairy and a Mummy settle down to watch Reality TV.

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"First you'll have to sign a prenup."

'You're definitely putting on weight.'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

WD-40: Arthur's Technological Advantage.

'Someone downloaded a virus only my computer, too!'

Eight dwarves become seven. Heart Attacky's just collapsed.

'Some sort of theme restaurant, I presume.'

"There's wicked, and then there's just plain mean."

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'The health plan will cover you and up to three dwarves.'

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

Not tonight I'm washing my hair.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I'm afraid your homeowner's policy doesn't cover your house being blown down."

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

"It turns back into a frisbee at midnight."

The frog I have kissed was an enchanted tax collector. Please help!

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

"Doesn't this look like a better way to choose our politicians."

But I thought you two were living happily ever after!"

'I have scarcely closed my eyes, sire! Heaven know what's in this bed!'

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'

Not Rapunzel.

Dentist next door to the witch in the gingerbread house

'It's been taken care of.'

...It's always been three wishes.

'It all goes back to something that happened when you were a frog.'