Fantasy Tales Gifts

Alice Through The Looking Glass - The Red King and the Red Queen.

"The tooth fairy's job was shipped overseas."

Troll Crossing

'Don't let the bed bugs bite...Or the pillow goblins bore into your eyes and suck out your brains...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Alien David statue

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"You left this on our ship."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post