Fairy Tales Gifts

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

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'I'm arresting you for bringing the Emperor into disrepute.'

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

After earning her PHD, Repunzel was right ar home in her academic ivory tower.

'Brick is overrated. Let me show you something in sticks or straw.'

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

"In my opinion, the flimsy construction of their homes indicates the pigs' desire to be eaten."

Crucial testimony in the case of Cinderella vs. the Association of Fairy Godmothers.

Snow White and her Seven people.

The Goldilocks Flower Emporium has bouquets labeled Too Much Commitment, Too Little Commitment, and Just Right.

'So, did you use compost or chemical fertilizers?'

....Third Little Pig was outbid.

The Dying Art of Storytelling

New Old Age Dwarves

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself while both hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

'Money from the tooth fairy may seem like a sure bet, but it's not a good long term investment strategy.'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

'I am the Gen Y from the lamp and I have three wishes. First, I want a Porsche. Second, I want. . .'

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

'I'll have the porridge...' 'That sounds terrible. I'll have the blueberry pancakes.'

'I'd call security but I think this is a good sign.'

'I should never have left that glass slipper out where he could chew on it.'

"What can I tell you.. Maybe she has a beter surgeon than you.."

'Someone's been sitting in my cubicle!' 'Someone's been eating in my cubicle!' 'Someone's been sleeping in my cubicle!'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

Mirror Mirror on the Wall...what happened to you?

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."