Fairy Tale Writer Gifts

"I huffed and I puffed and I blew their house down, and now my head's hot and I ache all over."

'This is Mr Rumpelstiltskin. His people are on that 'Straw to gold' project.'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"I guess it's time to hit the hay."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

Fairy Tale Gone Wrong

'I have scarcely closed my eyes, sire! Heaven know what's in this bed!'

"I'll come back when you ditch the eighties-hair, Rapunzel.

"A princess marry a frog? Doesn't sound like sexual equality to me!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

A Fairytale Update

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Are you made of sugar?'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

The tooth fairy.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning