Fairy Tale Writer Gifts

"I huffed and I puffed and I blew their house down, and now my head's hot and I ache all over."

'This is Mr Rumpelstiltskin. His people are on that 'Straw to gold' project.'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"I guess it's time to hit the hay."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Tooth Fairy Command Center. How do you like being on the San Diego beat?

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

Fairy Tale Gone Wrong

'I have scarcely closed my eyes, sire! Heaven know what's in this bed!'

"I'll come back when you ditch the eighties-hair, Rapunzel.

"A princess marry a frog? Doesn't sound like sexual equality to me!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

A Fairytale Update

'Are you made of sugar?'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Mouse Princess

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."