Fairy Tale Author Gifts

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

A Fairytale Update

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Mouse Princess

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Puss in cement boots"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Well, that one got away."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.