Fairy Tale Historians Gifts

"Remind me: are we trolls or ogres?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Mouse Princess

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rapunzel in the Morning

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Puss in cement boots"

Pastries and Candy

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"What the hell took so long?"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Invisible clothes

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"