'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'
Fairy Tale Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who adores dissecting fairy tales? Our collection is perfect for the inventive critic who appreciates humor and creativity. From witty mugs to stylish t-shirts, find something that sparks joy and humor in their storytelling adventures.
"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."
"... and they both pretended to live happily ever after."
'I'm sorry tooth fairy, I have to question your business model.'
' You shouldn't believe everything you read in the fairy stories.'
'Frankly, I think you've got a cheek asking me if you're the fairest of them all.'
"Thank you, My Prince. Now at last I can live happily ever after!"
"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"
'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Swan Fairy Tales
A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu
"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"
"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."
'Are you made of sugar?'
Dragon Hair-dryer.
The Mouse Princess
"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma
"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."
"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."
"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"
Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.
The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy
Rapunzel in the Morning
"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"
"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."
"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"
"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."
"What the hell took so long?"
Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog
Grimm's Reality Tales.
7 Dwarves of Retirement
"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."
'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'
Fairy Tale Critic Gifts Collection
Fairy Tale Critic Mugs
Explore more witty and charming mugs perfect for fairy tale critics to start their day with a smile.
Fairy Tale Critic Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that add humor and charm to any fairy tale critic’s reading nook or living space.
Fairy Tale Critic Prints
Discover vibrant prints that celebrate storytelling and critique—ideal for decorating the space of any fairy tale enthusiast.
Fairy Tale Critic T-Shirts
Find amusing and stylish t-shirts designed for fairy tale lovers and critics to wear their passion proudly.