Fairy Tale Critic Pillows

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

"... and they both pretended to live happily ever after."

'I'm sorry tooth fairy, I have to question your business model.'

' You shouldn't believe everything you read in the fairy stories.'

'Frankly, I think you've got a cheek asking me if you're the fairest of them all.'

"Thank you, My Prince. Now at last I can live happily ever after!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"What the hell took so long?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Grimm's Reality Tales.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'