Fairy Tale Sceptic Pillows

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

A Fairytale Update

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Odette from Swan Lake

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

The Frog Prince

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

Rapunzcow

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.